Ye Old Axe (Old Street)

Incredible Hulk

Hmmmmmmmm, Hulk used like Axe! But Hulk no like now! Hulk no like current lack of titties.

Hulk angry!

What happen titties?

Hulk no like bigtime,…….

Hulk mad!

Where all the titties go?

Hulk used love the titties, this place.

'GIMME! Gimme, gimme, gimme Titties!' ?Hulk used say.

Hulk want titties!

Hulk have Castlemaine Four X whilst Hulk wait.

Whilst Hulk wait for titties……..

WHERE TITTIES?!

Hmmmmmmmmm!! £2.50 not bad for pint lager whilst wait.

Not bad at all. But taste piss.

Piss like radiation beer.

But,…….Where titties?!

Used to be titties, but no more!

Now just shit boozer.

Hulk no like shit boozer.

That lie.

Hulk do like shit boozer. Hulk love shit boozer, but Hulk time precious, and Hulk no want travel long distance for such.

Hulk have shit boozer left, right, centre, near Hulk work.

If Hulk want shit boozer, Hulk no need cab.

Hulk love sh it boozer, but Hulk like titties more!

Where titties?

Hulk not see titties, so Hulk wait for titties.

One more lager whilst waiting for titties,…… fore Hulk get mad.

Hulk not want to get mad.

Don’t make Hulk mad. Not on Friday lunchtime,...

You not like Hulk when mad.

Hulk have more Four X , calm down, then decide.

No. Fuck calm down.

One more Four X then if no tittie action, Hulk smash gaff up and head Brown’s instead.

Hulk's rating for Ye Old Axe - 0 / 10

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