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Hermit's Cave (Camberwell)
Professor Peach (The Italian Job)
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“Oh I need to catch my breath…. Stop it girls… let me rest! Foster’s Top please!”
This place is AMAZING! I always have lots of fun here. Today we’ve lined up 3 tables length-ways along the dancefloor and every five minutes all the girls chase me around them. This is so much more fun than being on the horrible coach in the Alps!! This is sure the place for a bit of Monkey business! Here we go again…..
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“Oh God…. Oh girls… please stop, you’ll end up killing this old man… you’ll give me a stroke. Oh go on then, go on then….. give me a stroke!!”
I’ve been here everyday since getting back home and renting the flat in Walworth with Mister Charlie. Why he doesn’t come down here with me I don’t know… he’s most likely in that nasty Silver Buckle place around the corner: I never go in there. Too scary and, well... you know… too darkly lit to properly see the massive cohunas on the barmaids!!
He always had some funny ideas though did Charlie… like the time on the coach when we…. Oh no….. here we go again, I’ll tell you in a sec….
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“G-g-g-girls…. Pl-pl-please….. oh god, I’m gonna faint……..Foster’s Top barman, and a plate of nachos…. and please rub some ice on me forehead!!”
“The time on the coach…. [gasping for breath]…. I’ll tell you how it ended up…. what his gr-gr-great idea was. You see, he figured out the only way to keep the gold was to…”
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Professor Peach’s rating for The Hermit's Cave - 8/10
Steveo500
Charlie Croker boozes dahn in Camberwell too - not a lot of people know that
- Abercorn Arms (Teddington) Teddington, Middlesex,
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- All Bar One (Sutton) Sutton, Surrey
- Angel (Old Street) London
- Angel in the Fields (Marylebone) London
- Angelic (Angel) Islington
- Angies III (Willesden) Willesden, London,
- Anglers (Teddington) Teddington, Middlesex,
- Antelope (Belgravia) London,
- Arbitrager (Bank) London
- Argyll (Oxford Circus) London,
- Audley (Mayfair) London
- Bank of England (Fleet Street) London
- Bar Sagres (Geneva) Geneva
- Barmy Arms (Twickenham) Twickenham, Middlesex,
- Bayswater Arms (Bayswater) Bayswater, London
- Beehive (Brixton) London,
- Bell (Cannon Street) London,
- Bishop on the Bridge (Winchester) Winchester
- Bishops Finger (Smithfields) and Blue Anchor (Hammersmith) London
- Black Boy (Winchester) Winchester
- Blackfriar (Blackfriars) London
- Blonde Beer Cafe (Winchester) Winchester
- Blue Lion (Holborn) London
- Blue Lion (Holborn) London
- Boleyn Tavern (Upton Park) London,
- Bootys Bar (Limehouse) London
- Brewmaster (Leicester Square) London,
- Brewmaster (Leicester Square) London,
- Britannia (Monument) London,
- Browns Bar (Westminster) Westminster
- Butchers Hook and Cleaver (Smithfields) London
- Cabbage Patch (Twickenham) Twickenham, Middlesex,
- Cafe Iguana (Tobago) Store Bay
- Chandos (Trafalgar Square) London,
- Chinese Tower, Englischer Garten (Munich) London
- Chippenham (Maida Vale-ish) London,
- City Darts (Aldgate) London,
- Clachan (Soho) London,
- Claddagh Ring (Hendon) London,
- Coach and Horses (Covent Garden) London
- Coal Hole (Charing Cross) London
- Cock & Woolpack (Bank) London
- Cockpit (Blackfriars) London,
- Coopers Arms (Kilburn) London,
- Corrib Rest (Queens Park) London
- Cos Bar, formerly The Goose at the Castle (Blackfriars) London,
- Counting House (Bank) London
- Cow Shed (Ladbroke Grove) London
- Crooked Billet (Leigh-on-Sea) Leigh On Sea
- Crosse Keys (Monument) London,
- Crown (Birmingham) Birmingham
- Crown and Greyhound (Dulwich) London
- Crown Hotel (Chertsey) Chertsey, Surrey,
- Cubana (Waterloo) London
- Devonshire Arms (Piccadilly) London
- Dickens Inn (Tower Hill) London
- Dickens Tavern (Paddington) London
- Digress (Oxford Circus) London,
- Dubliner (Stockholm) London
- Duke of Clarence (Hampton Hill) Hampton Hill, Middlesex,
- Duke of Sussex (Waterloo) London,
- Duke of Wellington (Portobello Road) Notting Hill
- Eagle (Ladbroke Grove) London,
- Earl of Lonsdale (Portobello Road) London,
- Elephant & Castle (Westbourne Park) London,
- Endurance (Soho) London,
- English Rose (Luton) Luton
- Exchange (Winchester) Winchester
- Fareham (in Fareham) Fareham
- Father Ted's (Kilburn) London,
- Fire Station (Waterloo) London
- First Post (Cosham) Cosham
- Fishers Pond (Eastleigh) Eastleigh
- Flying Eagle (Queensbury) Edgware, Middlesex,
- Founders Arms (Bankside) Blackfriars
- Four Chestnuts (Chichester) Chichester
- Fox (Small Dole Village) Small Dole
- Fox on the Hill (Denmark Hill) Camberwell,
- Fox on the Hill (Denmark Hill) Camberwell, London,
- Fulflood Arms (Winchester) Winchester
- Gallery (West Hampstead) London,
- George & Vulture (Bank) London,
- George (Euston) London
- George (Gt Portland Street) London
- George (Twickenham) Twickenham, Middlesex,
- George and Dragon (Houghton) Arundel
- Globe (Baker Street) London
- Globe (London Bridge) London,
- Golden Eagle (Marylebone) London
- Golden Egg (Kilburn) London,
- Grand Union (Westbourne Park) London
- Grand Victorian Hotel (Worthing) Worthing
- Grapes (Limehouse) Limehouse
- Green Man (Bank) London
- Greens Wine Bar (Embankment) London
- Griffin (Holborn) London
- Ground/First Floor Bar (Portobello Road) London
- Grouse and Claret - CLOSED London
- Gun (Coldharbour) London
- Gunmakers (Clerkenwell) Clerkenwell
- Hamilton Hall (Liverpool Street) London,
- Harp (Covent Garden) London
- Harrys Bar (Changi Airport T1, Singapore) #03-M021-53A Terminal 1, Singapore,
- Hatchet (Mansion House) London
- Heaven (Embankment) Westminster
- Henry J Beans (Chelsea) London
- Hermit's Cave (Camberwell) London,
- Hog in the Pound (Bond Street) London,
- Hole in the Wall (Waterloo) London,
- House on the Green (Kings Lynn) Kings Lynn, Norfolk,
- Hoxton Bar & Kitchen (Old Street) London
- Jamaica Wine House (Bank) London
- John Bull (Gunnersbury) Chiswick, London,
- John Keats (Moorgate) London,
- John Snow (Soho) London,
- Kings Arms (Southwark) London
- Kings Head (Mayfair) London,
- Knights Templar (Chancery Lane) London,
- Le Charles Quint (Brussels) London
- Liberty Bounds (Tower Hill) London
- Lock Stock & Barrel (Newbury) Newbury
- London Stone (Cannon Street) London,
- Long Room (Queens Park) London,
- Lord Moon of the Mall (Whitehall) London,
- Mabels Tavern (Euston) London
- March Hare (Winchester) Winchester
- Market Inn (Winchester), now William Walker Winchester
- Market Porter (London Bridge) London
- Market Porter (London) London
- Marquess of Anglesey (Covent Garden) London,
- Masons Arms (Teddington) Teddington, Middlesex,
- McGowans aka Ceili on the Green (Willesden) London,
- Metropolitan (Westbourne Park) London,
- Misty Moon (Twickenham) Twickenham, Middlesex,
- Mitre (Chancery Lane) Hatton Garden,
- Nags Head (Belgravia) London
- Nags Head (Islington) London,
- Neeld Arms (Maida Vale) London,
- New Moon (Leadenhall Market) London,
- North London Tavern (Kilburn) London,
- Number 8 (Willesden) London,
- O'Neill's (Euston) London,
- O'Neill's (Winchester) Winchester
- O'Neills (Earls Court) London,
- Old Dr Butlers Head (Moorgate) London,
- Old Gaolhouse (Winchester) Winchester
- Old Goat (Fulwell) Fulwell,
- Old Goat (Fulwell) Twickenham, Middlesex,
- Old Kings Head (Borough) London,
- Old Red Lion Theatre Pub (Islington) London,
- On Anon (Piccadilly) London
- Paradise (by way of Kensal Green) London,
- Penderel's Oak (Chancery Lane) London,
- Pepys Bar (Tower Hill) London
- Phoenix (Bank) London,
- Pillars of Hercules (Soho) London,
- Pitcher and Piano (Bishopsgate) London
- Plumbers Arms (Victoria) London
- Pontefract Castle (Marylebone) London
- Porterhouse (Covent Garden) London
- Porthouse (Winchester) Winchester
- Portobello Gold (Portobello Road) Notting Hill
- Potion (London)
- Pride of Paddington (Paddington) Bayswater
- Prince Albert (Twickenham) Twickenham, Middlesex,
- Prince Bonaparte (Westbourne Park) London,
- Prince of Wales (Kilburn) London,
- Profile (Soho) London,
- Pugs Bar (Barbados)
- Punch and Judy (Covent Garden) London
- Queen Mary (Embankment) London
- Queen's Head (nr Bray) Water Oakley, Berkshire,
- Railway (Cosham) Cosham
- Railway (West Hampstead) London,
- Red Cat Hotel (Kings Lynn) Kings Lynn, Norfolk,
- Red Lion (Monument) London,
- Reef Bar (Waterloo Station) York Road, London,
- Reef Bar (Waterloo) London
- Regent (Kensal Rise) London,
- Richmond Arms (Richmond) Richmond, Surrey,
- Rileys (Twickenham) Twickenham
- Rising Sun (Willesden) Willesden, London,
- Rocket (Euston) London
- Roebuck (Hampton Hill) Hampton Hill, Middlesex,
- Roebuck Inn (Winchester) Winchester
- Rose & Crown (Wimbledon Village) Wimbledon
- Rose and Crown (Southwark) London
- Round Table (Leicester Square) London,
- Royal Oak (Ham) Ham, London,
- Royal Oak (Lagness) Lagness, Chichesrer
- Rudi's Bar (Worthing) Worthing
- Ryans Bar (Blackfriars) London,
- Salusbury (Queens Park) London
- Sammy's (Teddington) Teddington, Middlesex,
- Samuel Pepys (Mayfair) London
- Sanctuary House (St James's) London
- Sawyers Arms (Paddington) Paddington
- Seven Stars (Chancery Lane) London,
- Shakespeare (Victoria) London
- Ship (Monument) London,
- Shire Horse (Hounslow) Hounslow
- Silver Buckle (Camberwell) London,
- Spanish Patriot, (Waterloo) (closed), now the Ruby Cock Lounge London
- Speaker (Westminster) London
- St Stephens (Westminster) Westminster
- St Stephens Tavern (Westminster) London,
- Stage Door (Victoria) London
- Star (Havant) Havant
- Sun & 13 Cantons (Soho) London
- Sutton Arms (Clerkenwell) London
- Sway Bar (Holborn) London
- Talbot (Belgravia) London
- Tattersall Castle (Embankment) Victoria Embankment, London
- Teddington Arms (Teddington) Teddington, Middlesex,
- The Green (Shepherds Bush) London
- The Green (Shepherds Bush) London
- The World's End (Brighton) Brighton
- Three Crowns (Piccadilly) London
- Tiger Tiger (Piccadilly) London
- Tottenham (Tottenham Court Road) London,
- Toucan (Soho) London,
- Turners Bar (Millennium Hotel, Mayfair) London
- TV news London
- Twelve Pins (Finsbury Park) London,
- Two Brewers (Chipperfield) Kings Langley, Hertfordshire,
- Uxbridge Arms (Notting Hill) London,
- Victoria (Hackney) London
- Walrus Social (Waterloo) London
- Warwick Castle (Clapham Junction) Clapham Junction
- Waterway (Warwick Avenue) London,
- Waxy O'Connors (Piccadilly) London,
- Wellington (Waterloo) London
- Wenlock (Hoxton) London
- West Meon (somewhere in Hants) Petersfield
- Wetherspoons (Victoria Station) Westminster
- White Hart (Liverpool Street) London
- White Horse (Soho) Soho
- White Lion (Apsley) Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire,
- William IV (Kensal Rise) London,
- Williamson's Tavern (St Paul's) London,
- Windsor Castle (Marylebone) London
- Windsor Castle (Notting Hill) London
- World Famous 3 Kings (West Ken) London
- World Famous 3 Kings (West Kensington) London,
- Worlds End (Camden) London
- Yard of Ale (Birmingham) Birmingham
- Ye Grapes (Mayfair) Mayfair London
- Ye Old Axe (Old Street) London,
- Ye Old London (St Pauls) London
- Ye Old London (St Pauls) London
- Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese (Fleet Street) London,
- Ye Olde Swiss (Swiss Cottage) London
- 101 Dalmations Waxy O'Connors (Piccadilly)
- Ace Face (Quadrophenia) Shire Horse (Hounslow)
- Alan Partridge (I'm Alan Partridge) Claddagh Ring (Hendon)
- Aleksandr Orlov (Compare the Meerkat) Market Inn (Winchester), now William Walker
- Alex (A Clockwork Orange) Seven Stars (Chancery Lane)
- Alonzo (Training Day) Two Brewers (Chipperfield)
- Amelie Poulain (Amelie) White Horse (Soho)
- Andy Defresne (The Shawshank Redemption) All Bar One (Docklands)
- Anthony Dawgs (Casino) Harrys Bar (Changi Airport T1, Singapore)
- Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) McGowans aka Ceili on the Green (Willesden)
- Ariel (The Little Mermaid) Tattersall Castle (Embankment)
- Arnold (Diff'rent Strokes) Round Table (Leicester Square)
- Avon Barksdale (The Wire) Prince Bonaparte (Westbourne Park)
- Babe (Babe - Pig in The City) Hog in the Pound (Bond Street)
- Bambi Roebuck Inn (Winchester)
- Bashful The Dwarf (Snow White) Sawyers Arms (Paddington)
- Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers) George (Twickenham)
- Bear Grylls Old Dr Butlers Head (Moorgate)
- Ben Sanderson (Leaving Las Vegas) Liberty Bounds (Tower Hill)
- Benjamin Braddock (The Graduate) Angel in the Fields (Marylebone)
- Bert & Ernie (Sesame Street) Abercorn Arms (Teddington)
- Betty Boop (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) Browns Bar (Westminster)
- Big Chris (Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) Gun (Coldharbour)
- Bill the Butcher (Gangs of New York) Ground/First Floor Bar (Portobello Road)
- Billy Batts Goodfellas Griffin (Holborn)
- Blade Pillars of Hercules (Soho)
- Bo Bandit Darville (Smokey & The Bandit) Argyll (Oxford Circus)
- Bob Lee Swagger (The Shooter) Duke of Clarence (Hampton Hill)
- Bobby Robson (Italia 90) Twelve Pins (Finsbury Park)
- Bodie (The Professionals) Stage Door (Victoria)
- Bond - James Bond Salusbury (Queens Park)
- Borat (Cultural Learnings,...) Barmy Arms (Twickenham)
- Brian Flannagan (Cocktail) Rileys (Twickenham)
- Brian the Snail (Magic Roundabout) Cow Shed (Ladbroke Grove)
- Capt.Thaddeus Harris (Police Academy 365) Profile (Soho)
- Captain Blackadder (Blackadder Goes Forth) Roebuck (Hampton Hill)
- Captain Caveman Grand Victorian Hotel (Worthing)
- Captain Chaos (Cannon Ball Run II) Lord Moon of the Mall (Whitehall)
- Captain Kirk (Star Trek) Cock & Woolpack (Bank)
- Captain Koons (Pulp Fiction) Old Goat (Fulwell)
- Captain Quint (Jaws) Audley (Mayfair)
- Captain Willard (Apocalypse Now) Bishops Finger (Smithfields) and Blue Anchor (Hammersmith)
- Carlin (Scum) Crown and Greyhound (Dulwich)
- Carlito Brigante (Carlitos Way) Green Man (Bank)
- Champion the Wonder Horse Punch and Judy (Covent Garden)
- Chandler Jarrell (The Golden Child) Bootys Bar (Limehouse)
- Charlie Croker (The Italian Job) Silver Buckle (Camberwell)
- Charlton Heston (National Union of Drinkers) Knights Templar (Chancery Lane)
- Che Guevara (Motorcycle Diaries) Bar Sagres (Geneva)
- Chuck Noland (Castaway) Brewmaster (Leicester Square)
- Clubber Lang (Rocky III) Earl of Lonsdale (Portobello Road)
- Coal Sear (The Sixth Sense) Red Cat Hotel (Kings Lynn)
- Cole Trickle (Days of Thunder) Grapes (Limehouse)
- Colin Smith (The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner) Wenlock (Hoxton)
- Colonel George Taylor (Planet of the Apes) Bell (Cannon Street)
- Colonel Manfred von Holstein, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines Butchers Hook and Cleaver (Smithfields)
- Columbo (Columbo) Teddington Arms (Teddington)
- Conan the Barbarian Sun & 13 Cantons (Soho)
- Connor McLeod (Highlander) Uxbridge Arms (Notting Hill)
- Count Von Count (Sesame Street) London Stone (Cannon Street)
- Curious George George and Dragon (Houghton)
- Dancing Priest (Father Ted) Phoenix (Bank)
- Danny 'tunnel king' Velinski (Great Escape) Greens Wine Bar (Embankment)
- David Brent (The Office) John Bull (Gunnersbury)
- David Hartnett (Revenue & Customs) Lock Stock & Barrel (Newbury)
- Del Trotter (Only Fools & Horses) Nags Head (Islington)
- Detective Lieutenant Frank Drebben (The Naked Gun) Pitcher and Piano (Bishopsgate)
- Detective Martin Prendergast (Falling Down) Wellington (Waterloo)
- Detective Nick Curran (Basic Instinct) Worlds End (Camden)
- Dizzy Flores (Starship Troopers) Fire Station (Waterloo)
- Dorothy Michaels (Tootsie) Dubliner (Stockholm)
- Doug Quaid (Total Recall) Globe (Baker Street)
- Dr Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park) Fareham (in Fareham)
- Dr Kenneth Tinkle (Carry on Doctor) Potion (London)
- Dr Strangelove English Rose (Luton)
- Dr Zira (Planet of the Apes) Britannia (Monument)
- Dumbo Long Room (Queens Park)
- Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) Antelope (Belgravia)
- Elwood P Dowd (Harvey) O'Neills (Earls Court)
- Emory Leeson (Crazy People) Sanctuary House (St James's)
- Eric Cantona (Looking For Eric) Flying Eagle (Queensbury)
- Ernie McCracken (Kingpin) Ye Olde Swiss (Swiss Cottage)
- Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible) Bayswater Arms (Bayswater)
- Father Ted Father Ted's (Kilburn)
- Forrest Gump Hoxton Bar & Kitchen (Old Street)
- Frances (Baby-Mildred) Houseman (Dirty Dancing) White Hart (Liverpool Street)
- Francois Truffaut Richmond Arms (Richmond)
- Frank Morris (Escape from Alcatraz) Elephant & Castle (Westbourne Park)
- Frank the Dog (Men in Black) White Lion (Apsley)
- Frodo Baggins (Lord of the Rings) Tiger Tiger (Piccadilly)
- Garfield (Garfield the Movie) Black Boy (Winchester)
- Garry Kasparov (Chess!) Fulflood Arms (Winchester)
- George W Bush (Dubya) Cubana (Waterloo)
- George Webber's vicar (10) Golden Eagle (Marylebone)
- Ghost of Xmas Present (Xmas Carol) First Post (Cosham)
- Ginger McKenna (Casino) Angel (Old Street)
- Gollum (Lord of the Rings) Crown Hotel (Chertsey)
- Gordon Gekko (Wall Street) Arbitrager (Bank)
- Grenouille (Perfume) Blackfriar (Blackfriars)
- Group Captain Lionel P Mandrake (Dr Strangelove) Old Red Lion Theatre Pub (Islington)
- Grumpy Dwarf (Snow White) Dickens Tavern (Paddington)
- Guy Goma (BBC News) Waterway (Warwick Avenue)
- Halloween Pumpkin Hole in the Wall (Waterloo)
- Hank Baileygates (Me, Myself & Irene) Angies III (Willesden)
- Harold Shand (The Long Good Friday) Fox on the Hill (Denmark Hill)
- Henry Cooper Coopers Arms (Kilburn)
- Henry Hill (Goodfellas) North London Tavern (Kilburn)
- Henry VIII (A Man for All Seasons) Boleyn Tavern (Upton Park)
- Her Majesty (The Queen) Warwick Castle (Clapham Junction)
- Herbie (The Love Bug) Yard of Ale (Birmingham)
- Hudson and Mrs Bridges (Upstairs Downstairs) Pontefract Castle (Marylebone)
- Hyacinth Bucket (Keeping Up Appearances) Misty Moon (Twickenham)
- Idi Amin (The Last King of Scotland) Crosse Keys (Monument)
- Incredible Hulk Ye Old Axe (Old Street)
- Inspector Gadget George (Euston)
- Invisible Man Duke of Wellington (Portobello Road)
- Jack Bauer (24) Chippenham (Maida Vale-ish)
- Jack Torrence (The Shining) Sway Bar (Holborn)
- Jay (Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back) Heaven (Embankment)
- Jim Bloggs (When the Wind Blows) Turners Bar (Millennium Hotel, Mayfair)
- Jim Hacker (Yes Prime Minister) St Stephens Tavern (Westminster)
- John Barnes (Mars Ads) Fox on the Hill (Denmark Hill)
- John Bender (The Breakfast Club) Rose & Crown (Wimbledon Village)
- John Keating (Dead Poets Society) Fishers Pond (Eastleigh)
- John Kreese (Karate Kid) aka Charlie Sheen. Prince Albert (Twickenham)
- John Winger (Stripes) Clachan (Soho)
- John \'Bluto\' Blutarsky (Animal House) Chinese Tower, Englischer Garten (Munich)
- Johnny Boy (Mean Streets) Neeld Arms (Maida Vale)
- Johnny Castle (Dirty Dancing) Rose and Crown (Southwark)
- Jose Manuel Barosso (European Union President) Le Charles Quint (Brussels)
- Josh's Band (Tit Mobile) O'Neill's (Winchester)
- Keyser Soze (The Usual Suspects) Anglers (Teddington)
- King Kong Grand Union (Westbourne Park)
- Kit de Luca (Pretty Woman) Ye Grapes (Mayfair)
- Kurt Sloan (Kickboxer) Sammy's (Teddington)
- Lalin (Carlitos Way) Regent (Kensal Rise)
- Lassie (Lassie Come Home) Star (Havant)
- Laszlo de Almasy (The English Patient) Ye Old London (St Pauls)
- Laszlo de Almasy (The English Patient) Ye Old London (St Pauls)
- Laurel and Hardy (Way Out West) Wetherspoons (Victoria Station)
- Lawrence Jamieson (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels) Eagle (Ladbroke Grove)
- Leonard (Memento) Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese (Fleet Street)
- Les Grossman (Tropic Thunder) Railway (West Hampstead)
- Lieutenant John McClane (Die Hard) Hatchet (Mansion House)
- Lionel Hutz (The Simpsons) Ship (Monument)
- Mahatma Gandhi (Gandhi) Chandos (Trafalgar Square)
- Malcolm Tucker (In the Loop) The World's End (Brighton)
- Manolo Ribera (Scarface) Pride of Paddington (Paddington)
- Mariner (Waterworld) Queen Mary (Embankment)
- Mark Renton (Trainspotting) Reef Bar (Waterloo)
- Marlon Borunki (The End) Harp (Covent Garden)
- Marty McFly (Back to the Future) Spanish Patriot, (Waterloo) (closed), now the Ruby Cock Lounge
- Mary Poppins Windsor Castle (Notting Hill)
- Maurice Kessler (Goodfellas) Talbot (Belgravia)
- Merry & Pippin (The Lord of the Rings) Old Kings Head (Borough)
- Michael (The Deer Hunter) Albion (Winchester)
- Michael Knight (Knight Rider) Globe (London Bridge)
- Michael Schumacher (Formula 1) Crown (Birmingham)
- Mick Dundee (Crocodile Dundee) Shakespeare (Victoria)
- Miss Moneypenny (Thunderball) Bank of England (Fleet Street)
- Miss Piggy (The Muppet Movie) On Anon (Piccadilly)
- Mole (Wind in the Willows) Corrib Rest (Queens Park)
- Montgomery Burns (The Simpsons) Red Lion (Monument)
- Mr Bean Cabbage Patch (Twickenham)
- Mr Blobby (Noel's House Party) Exchange (Winchester)
- Mr Brown (Mrs Brown) Windsor Castle (Marylebone)
- Mr Miyagi (Karate Kid) Royal Oak (Ham)
- Mr Pink (Resevoir Dogs) Rising Sun (Willesden)
- Mr Spoon (Button Moon) Penderel's Oak (Chancery Lane)
- Mrs Doubtfire Kings Head (Mayfair)
- Napoleon Dynamite Gallery (West Hampstead)
- Neal Page (Planes, Trains and Automobiles) George (Gt Portland Street)
- Neo (The Matrix) Walrus Social (Waterloo)
- Nick Nack (Man with the Golden Gun) Gunmakers (Clerkenwell)
- Nurse Mildred Ratched (One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest) All Bar One (Sutton)
- Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars) New Moon (Leadenhall Market)
- Oliver Twist Bishop on the Bridge (Winchester)
- Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) Digress (Oxford Circus)
- Paul Conroy (Buried) Market Porter (London)
- Paul Sheldon (Misery) Counting House (Bank)
- Peoples Hernandez (Shaft) Williamson's Tavern (St Paul's)
- Peter Marwood (Withnail and I) Kings Arms (Southwark)
- Phileas Fogg (Around the World in 80 Days) Pugs Bar (Barbados)
- Predator Porthouse (Winchester)
- Prince Akeem (Coming to America) Reef Bar (Waterloo Station)
- Professor Peach (The Italian Job) Hermit's Cave (Camberwell)
- R2D2 and C3PO (Star Wars) Three Crowns (Piccadilly)
- Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc) Pepys Bar (Tower Hill)
- Ratso Rico (Midnight Cowboy) Henry J Beans (Chelsea)
- Ratty (Wind in the Willows) Angelic (Angel)
- Ray Ferrier (War of the Worlds) Devonshire Arms (Piccadilly)
- Ray Kinsalla (Field of Dreams) Railway (Cosham)
- Rick Deckard (Blade Runner) Sutton Arms (Clerkenwell)
- Rick the Manager (Falling Down) Speaker (Westminster)
- Robert Langdon (The Da Vinci Code) Duke of Sussex (Waterloo)
- Robin Hood (Men in Tights) City Darts (Aldgate)
- Robocop Paradise (by way of Kensal Green)
- Rocky III Samuel Pepys (Mayfair)
- Roger Thornhill (North by Northwest) Mitre (Chancery Lane)
- Roland Rat (TV AM) Cockpit (Blackfriars)
- Ronnie Corbett (The Two Ronnies) O'Neill's (Euston)
- Rowley Birkin QC (The Fast Show) George & Vulture (Bank)
- Roy and Renee (The Fast Show) Adelaide (Teddington)
- Roy Batty (Blade Runner) Victoria (Hackney)
- Royce (Johnny English Reborn) Royal Oak (Lagness)
- Rudolp the Red-Nosed Reindeer Masons Arms (Teddington)
- Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings) Rocket (Euston)
- Scorpio (Dirty Harry) Queen's Head (nr Bray)
- Sean Miller (Patriot Games) Ryans Bar (Blackfriars)
- Seth Brundle (The Fly) Blonde Beer Cafe (Winchester)
- Shelley The Machine Levene / Ole Gill (Glengarry Glen Ross) Jamaica Wine House (Bank)
- Shergar Prince of Wales (Kilburn)
- Sheriff Buford T Justice (Smokey & The Bandit) Tottenham (Tottenham Court Road)
- Shoeless Joe Jackson (Field of Dreams) Cos Bar, formerly The Goose at the Castle (Blackfriars)
- Simba (The Lion King) Blue Lion (Holborn)
- Snake Plissken (Escape from New York) Grouse and Claret - CLOSED
- Sonic The Hedgehog Hamilton Hall (Liverpool Street)
- Stephen Hawkings Number 8 (Willesden)
- Steptoe and Son Fox (Small Dole Village)
- Steve McCroskey (Airplane) Golden Egg (Kilburn)
- Super Mario Plumbers Arms (Victoria)
- Superman Mabels Tavern (Euston)
- T Rex (Jurassic Park) Cafe Iguana (Tobago)
- Tango & Cash John Snow (Soho)
- The Falling Down Crew (Falling Down The Pub) Toucan (Soho)
- The Fly (The Fly) Crooked Billet (Leigh-on-Sea)
- The Fonz (Happy Days) John Keats (Moorgate)
- The George (The Strand) TV news
- The Lieutenant (Bad Lieutenant) Endurance (Soho)
- The Littlest Hobo Porterhouse (Covent Garden)
- The Reverend Harry Powell (The Night of the Hunter) Founders Arms (Bankside)
- The Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz) Coach and Horses (Covent Garden)
- The Stig of the Dump Old Gaolhouse (Winchester)
- The Terminator (Terminator III) William IV (Kensal Rise)
- The Tin Man (Wizard of Oz) Marquess of Anglesey (Covent Garden)
- Three Breasted Hooker (Total Recall) The Green (Shepherds Bush)
- Three Breasted Hooker (Total Recall) The Green (Shepherds Bush)
- Three Musketeers West Meon (somewhere in Hants)
- Thumper (Bambi) March Hare (Winchester)
- Timothy Lumsden - 41 (Sorry) Beehive (Brixton)
- Tinkerbell (Peter Pan) Four Chestnuts (Chichester)
- Toad (Wind in the Willows) Blue Lion (Holborn)
- Tommy de Vito (Goodfellas) Metropolitan (Westbourne Park)
- Tony the little boy who lives in Danny's mouth (The Shining) Nags Head (Belgravia)
- Tony the Tiger (Return of the Killer Frosties) House on the Green (Kings Lynn)
- Tracey Samantha Lord (High Society) Portobello Gold (Portobello Road)
- Underground Ernie Rudi's Bar (Worthing)
- V (V for Vendetta) St Stephens (Westminster)
- Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction) World Famous 3 Kings (West Ken)
- Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction) World Famous 3 Kings (West Kensington)
- Wendell Sonny Lawson (The End) Coal Hole (Charing Cross)
- William D-Fens Foster (Falling Down) Market Porter (London Bridge)
- William Shakespeare (Shakespeare in Love) Dickens Inn (Tower Hill)
- William Windsor (a goat) Old Goat (Fulwell)
- Wilson the Ball (Castaway) Brewmaster (Leicester Square)
- All Bar One (Docklands)
- Pugs Bar (Barbados)
- Potion (London)
- London Tiger Tiger (Piccadilly)
- #03-M021-53A Terminal 1, Singapore, Harrys Bar (Changi Airport T1, Singapore)
- Arundel George and Dragon (Houghton)
- Bayswater Pride of Paddington (Paddington)
- Bayswater, London Bayswater Arms (Bayswater)
- Birmingham Crown (Birmingham)
- Birmingham Yard of Ale (Birmingham)
- Blackfriars Founders Arms (Bankside)
- Brighton The World's End (Brighton)
- Camberwell, Fox on the Hill (Denmark Hill)
- Camberwell, London, Fox on the Hill (Denmark Hill)
- Chertsey, Surrey, Crown Hotel (Chertsey)
- Chichester Four Chestnuts (Chichester)
- Chiswick, London, John Bull (Gunnersbury)
- Clapham Junction Warwick Castle (Clapham Junction)
- Clerkenwell Gunmakers (Clerkenwell)
- Cosham First Post (Cosham)
- Cosham Railway (Cosham)
- Eastleigh Fishers Pond (Eastleigh)
- Edgware, Middlesex, Flying Eagle (Queensbury)
- Fareham Fareham (in Fareham)
- Fulwell, Old Goat (Fulwell)
- Geneva Bar Sagres (Geneva)
- Ham, London, Royal Oak (Ham)
- Hampton Hill, Middlesex, Duke of Clarence (Hampton Hill)
- Hampton Hill, Middlesex, Roebuck (Hampton Hill)
- Hatton Garden, Mitre (Chancery Lane)
- Havant Star (Havant)
- Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, White Lion (Apsley)
- Hounslow Shire Horse (Hounslow)
- Islington Angelic (Angel)
- Kings Langley, Hertfordshire, Two Brewers (Chipperfield)
- Kings Lynn, Norfolk, Red Cat Hotel (Kings Lynn)
- Kings Lynn, Norfolk, House on the Green (Kings Lynn)
- Lagness, Chichesrer Royal Oak (Lagness)
- Leigh On Sea Crooked Billet (Leigh-on-Sea)
- Limehouse Grapes (Limehouse)
- London World Famous 3 Kings (West Ken)
- London Market Porter (London)
- London Devonshire Arms (Piccadilly)
- London Coach and Horses (Covent Garden)
- London Audley (Mayfair)
- London Cubana (Waterloo)
- London Walrus Social (Waterloo)
- London Samuel Pepys (Mayfair)
- London Pepys Bar (Tower Hill)
- London White Hart (Liverpool Street)
- London Stage Door (Victoria)
- London Turners Bar (Millennium Hotel, Mayfair)
- London Cock & Woolpack (Bank)
- London The Green (Shepherds Bush)
- London Ground/First Floor Bar (Portobello Road)
- London Le Charles Quint (Brussels)
- London Spanish Patriot, (Waterloo) (closed), now the Ruby Cock Lounge
- London Market Porter (London Bridge)
- London Victoria (Hackney)
- London Ye Old London (St Pauls)
- London Cow Shed (Ladbroke Grove)
- London Dickens Inn (Tower Hill)
- London Dubliner (Stockholm)
- London Gun (Coldharbour)
- London Chinese Tower, Englischer Garten (Munich)
- London TV news
- London Pontefract Castle (Marylebone)
- London Sutton Arms (Clerkenwell)
- London Henry J Beans (Chelsea)
- London The Green (Shepherds Bush)
- London Plumbers Arms (Victoria)
- London Greens Wine Bar (Embankment)
- London Hatchet (Mansion House)
- London Punch and Judy (Covent Garden)
- London Porterhouse (Covent Garden)
- London Speaker (Westminster)
- London Liberty Bounds (Tower Hill)
- London Coal Hole (Charing Cross)
- London Bank of England (Fleet Street)
- London Blackfriar (Blackfriars)
- London Corrib Rest (Queens Park)
- London Jamaica Wine House (Bank)
- London Grand Union (Westbourne Park)
- London Hoxton Bar & Kitchen (Old Street)
- London Queen Mary (Embankment)
- London Windsor Castle (Notting Hill)
- London Reef Bar (Waterloo)
- London Green Man (Bank)
- London Bootys Bar (Limehouse)
- London Wellington (Waterloo)
- London Harp (Covent Garden)
- London Angel in the Fields (Marylebone)
- London Nags Head (Belgravia)
- London Golden Eagle (Marylebone)
- London Windsor Castle (Marylebone)
- London Talbot (Belgravia)
- London Sway Bar (Holborn)
- London Wenlock (Hoxton)
- London Ye Olde Swiss (Swiss Cottage)
- London Butchers Hook and Cleaver (Smithfields)
- London Bishops Finger (Smithfields) and Blue Anchor (Hammersmith)
- London Griffin (Holborn)
- London Sanctuary House (St James's)
- London Rose and Crown (Southwark)
- London Fire Station (Waterloo)
- London Kings Arms (Southwark)
- London Shakespeare (Victoria)
- London George (Euston)
- London Sun & 13 Cantons (Soho)
- London Arbitrager (Bank)
- London Salusbury (Queens Park)
- London Blue Lion (Holborn)
- London Angel (Old Street)
- London Crown and Greyhound (Dulwich)
- London Pitcher and Piano (Bishopsgate)
- London Dickens Tavern (Paddington)
- London Mabels Tavern (Euston)
- London On Anon (Piccadilly)
- London Worlds End (Camden)
- London Ye Old London (St Pauls)
- London Rocket (Euston)
- London Globe (Baker Street)
- London Counting House (Bank)
- London Three Crowns (Piccadilly)
- London Grouse and Claret - CLOSED
- London George (Gt Portland Street)
- London Blue Lion (Holborn)
- London, North London Tavern (Kilburn)
- London, Number 8 (Willesden)
- London, John Snow (Soho)
- London, Hamilton Hall (Liverpool Street)
- London, Prince Bonaparte (Westbourne Park)
- London, Cockpit (Blackfriars)
- London, O'Neills (Earls Court)
- London, Antelope (Belgravia)
- London, Father Ted's (Kilburn)
- London, Hog in the Pound (Bond Street)
- London, Waterway (Warwick Avenue)
- London, Knights Templar (Chancery Lane)
- London, City Darts (Aldgate)
- London, World Famous 3 Kings (West Kensington)
- London, Ye Old Axe (Old Street)
- London, Cos Bar, formerly The Goose at the Castle (Blackfriars)
- London, Boleyn Tavern (Upton Park)
- London, Old Dr Butlers Head (Moorgate)
- London, Golden Egg (Kilburn)
- London, Gallery (West Hampstead)
- London, Phoenix (Bank)
- London, Penderel's Oak (Chancery Lane)
- London, Lord Moon of the Mall (Whitehall)
- London, London Stone (Cannon Street)
- London, Nags Head (Islington)
- London, Hole in the Wall (Waterloo)
- London, Paradise (by way of Kensal Green)
- London, Ryans Bar (Blackfriars)
- London, Brewmaster (Leicester Square)
- London, O'Neill's (Euston)
- London, Brewmaster (Leicester Square)
- London, St Stephens Tavern (Westminster)
- London, George & Vulture (Bank)
- London, Beehive (Brixton)
- London, Claddagh Ring (Hendon)
- London, Kings Head (Mayfair)
- London, Neeld Arms (Maida Vale)
- London, Uxbridge Arms (Notting Hill)
- London, New Moon (Leadenhall Market)
- London, Old Red Lion Theatre Pub (Islington)
- London, Waxy O'Connors (Piccadilly)
- London, Old Kings Head (Borough)
- London, Round Table (Leicester Square)
- London, Britannia (Monument)
- London, Seven Stars (Chancery Lane)
- London, Pillars of Hercules (Soho)
- London, Red Lion (Monument)
- London, Globe (London Bridge)
- London, Eagle (Ladbroke Grove)
- London, Marquess of Anglesey (Covent Garden)
- London, Metropolitan (Westbourne Park)
- London, Regent (Kensal Rise)
- London, William IV (Kensal Rise)
- London, Crosse Keys (Monument)
- London, Prince of Wales (Kilburn)
- London, Hermit's Cave (Camberwell)
- London, Chippenham (Maida Vale-ish)
- London, Chandos (Trafalgar Square)
- London, Toucan (Soho)
- London, Bell (Cannon Street)
- London, Coopers Arms (Kilburn)
- London, Earl of Lonsdale (Portobello Road)
- London, Elephant & Castle (Westbourne Park)
- London, Endurance (Soho)
- London, Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese (Fleet Street)
- London, Profile (Soho)
- London, John Keats (Moorgate)
- London, McGowans aka Ceili on the Green (Willesden)
- London, Digress (Oxford Circus)
- London, Railway (West Hampstead)
- London, Clachan (Soho)
- London, Silver Buckle (Camberwell)
- London, Twelve Pins (Finsbury Park)
- London, Long Room (Queens Park)
- London, Argyll (Oxford Circus)
- London, Ship (Monument)
- London, Duke of Sussex (Waterloo)
- London, Tottenham (Tottenham Court Road)
- London, Williamson's Tavern (St Paul's)
- Luton English Rose (Luton)
- Mayfair London Ye Grapes (Mayfair)
- Newbury Lock Stock & Barrel (Newbury)
- Notting Hill Portobello Gold (Portobello Road)
- Notting Hill Duke of Wellington (Portobello Road)
- Paddington Sawyers Arms (Paddington)
- Petersfield West Meon (somewhere in Hants)
- Richmond, Surrey, Richmond Arms (Richmond)
- Small Dole Fox (Small Dole Village)
- Soho White Horse (Soho)
- Store Bay Cafe Iguana (Tobago)
- Sutton, Surrey All Bar One (Sutton)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Masons Arms (Teddington)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Adelaide (Teddington)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Sammy's (Teddington)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Anglers (Teddington)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Abercorn Arms (Teddington)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Teddington Arms (Teddington)
- Twickenham Rileys (Twickenham)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, Misty Moon (Twickenham)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, Cabbage Patch (Twickenham)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, George (Twickenham)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, Barmy Arms (Twickenham)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, Old Goat (Fulwell)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, Prince Albert (Twickenham)
- Victoria Embankment, London Tattersall Castle (Embankment)
- Water Oakley, Berkshire, Queen's Head (nr Bray)
- Westminster Browns Bar (Westminster)
- Westminster St Stephens (Westminster)
- Westminster Heaven (Embankment)
- Westminster Wetherspoons (Victoria Station)
- Willesden, London, Angies III (Willesden)
- Willesden, London, Rising Sun (Willesden)
- Wimbledon Rose & Crown (Wimbledon Village)
- Winchester Exchange (Winchester)
- Winchester Porthouse (Winchester)
- Winchester Bishop on the Bridge (Winchester)
- Winchester Market Inn (Winchester), now William Walker
- Winchester Black Boy (Winchester)
- Winchester Blonde Beer Cafe (Winchester)
- Winchester O'Neill's (Winchester)
- Winchester Roebuck Inn (Winchester)
- Winchester Fulflood Arms (Winchester)
- Winchester March Hare (Winchester)
- Winchester Albion (Winchester)
- Winchester Old Gaolhouse (Winchester)
- Worthing Rudi's Bar (Worthing)
- Worthing Grand Victorian Hotel (Worthing)
- York Road, London, Reef Bar (Waterloo Station)
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The Bridge Bar and Eating House, Terminal 3, Heathrow Airport
A dangerous port in a storm for a traveler, going somewhere he doesn’t want to go with five hours to kill. God bless the airport boozer – fuck the woeful High Grant’s philosophizing about finding the ‘essence of true love’ … Continue reading
Map
28 Church Street,
London,
SE5 8QU
Comment Posted on 19 Mar 2008 by Old Man Side-Kick
Stop slappin my head you patronising git!!
Comment Posted on 25 Mar 2008 by Babs Windsor
Ooooh naughty! Carling Top? That'll be four pounds fifty please sweetie!