The Management - Ron and Ron.
Ron: We are the Management. Our mate Dom has asked us to tell you gits about term and conditions. Ron you tell 'em.
Ron: Yeah, term is what you do if you get caught. Innit. If you get nicked. Conditions is wot its loike in there and who you know.
Ron: Yeah but what we are talkin bout is the Terms and Conditions about Dom's web site 'FallingDownThePub.co.uk' the best fing since sliced bread. But we ain't using any poncy solicitor to write this stuff cos we know what we gonna tell you.
Ron: Tell 'em about the reviews and reviewers Ron.
Ron: Well it all belongs to us. We can change it and remove it or do whatever.
Ron: If we can be bovvered that is. Sounds too much loike 'ard work Ron. Tell 'em about the dosh.
Ron: The fancy solicitors call 'em fees. We don't give you anyfink. Unless you join our gang. Er, I mean become an associate. We may come to a hamicable agreement but don't bet on it. We take dosh, not givit away.
Ron: We do a lot of taking. Don't we Ron? Tell em about my favourite bit. Terminations. Yeah.
Ron: You, an associate or member or whatever we decide to call you. You scum. We will terminate you when we feel like it. There is nofink you can do.
Ron: Nofink you can do. Tell about our care programme Ron.
Ron: We care so there! Don't let your kid get on this site; it's for adults only.
Ron: All this we want you to know is wivin the law. We know a lot about the law don't we Ron?
Ron: Yeah. Henglish law. All right.
Ron: What about the Copyrights Ron?
Ron: I'll have black wiv sugar. Free spoons. Now sod off and leave us to terminate a few members.
Ron: Ships Ron. Memberships is wot we terminate, not people. So listen good, wot's ours is ours and wot's your's is ours. We can change our mind when we feel like it. Right Ron?
Ron: Right. But, just who are you Ron? And who am I?
Ron: Rolosocosy mate; that's me; Sputnikski; that's you. Kieran McSweeney and Nigel Wonnacott so they say, but you didn't hear it from me, right?
Ron: right. And it's our site?
Ron: right. Our site.