Are you film character? Do you spend lots of time hanging out in London pubs? Would you like to review a pub on www.fallingdownthepub.co.uk?
Great stuff! We'd love to read it.
Before you do, please note the terms and conditions of our site; if your review is rubbish, we won't use it; if we can't work out who you are, or have never heard of the film, we might not post it to the site. Dunno, depends.
Oh yeah, and we'll retain the copyright for all reviews submitted, just in case we get an offer to publish a book that people will only ever read when they're on the bog, or something. If you're still game, type some stuff about a pub and click the submit button here.
Send a picture of the pub too, if you can; it'll have more chance of getting through the rigorous approvals process because we won't have to bust our nuts doing it ourselves.
Thinking about it, if the pub is out in the sticks, or anywhere outside London, you'll have to supply a picture.