I am Dom Cannaloni head of da Cannaloni family from Sicily. Da family call me the dogfather. I look after the interest of all da family members. My son Mikey would be talkin' to you about dis but he's away on business for a few years.

Since I look after all family matters, I also look after your interests, your data and what da family knows about you. We are good at keeping da secrets. Some we bury too deep no one ever finds them.

You may not know dis but da family has been in da protection and racket business for generations. We are known in the protection business, but nota many peoples know about our racket business.

My other son, Jonny, runs the largest racket organization in the East coast. Mostly imports them from Colombia and Afghanistan. Kids are dying to get their hand on the stuff especially since rackets have taken off in a big way recently: he will throw in freebees if you are family member. He likes to keep it low key so don'ta tell.

Now, no more soft sell, and more about your data. Your data is our data. We will keep it secret within da family. From time to time we will use dis information to make you an offer you can'ta refuse but we don'ta disclose anything outside da family.

I am man of principles. I learn it from da great man himself. He said, "stay close to your friends and closer still with your users". So we keep anything you tell us secret and stay close to you.

I don'ta know much of da computers but they have these nice cookies. Cookies that tell more information about you. You have no choice, we keep tags on every time visits us. You don'ta like it: geta lost. We don'ta need you.

Regards

Dom

Data Organization Manager

You can contact me on black@mail.con