Hello pub fans, site host William 'D-Fens' Foster here. You may remember me from angry 90s psycho-flick Falling Down.

After a tiring day smashing up shops, terrorising Wammy Burger joints and watching old men die on the golf course, there's nothing I like more than to slip into a boozer for a pint of cool lager.

But I know it's not always easy to pick a winner, particularly if you're new to the game. So we created www.fallingdownthepub.co.uk to help you sniff out the decent boozers - and avoid the crap holes.

Our site features more than 200 pub reviews written by drunk, dispossessed and maladjusted stars of the big (and small) screen. From King Kong and Gandhi to R2D2 and the Little Mermaid, this is the place to come for advice.

We're always looking for more material too. After all, there are hundreds of boozers in London, thousands throughout the UK and millions worldwide. And countless washed-up old alcoholics with nothing better to do than review them. Check out the site for more details.

Now clear a path. I'm coming home - after a couple of pints.

Coal Sear (The Sixth Sense)

Red Cat Hotel (Kings Lynn)

There’s nothing like a few sets of the ole “Arra’s” to keep a blokes mind off things, is there!

Double top, lager top,..216, with a potential 5 dart finish. Absolutely perfect,..and an unbelievable distraction from the day to day goings on. It's brilliant.

*Get us pint will ya Cole,…come on?*

"Ssssssh!,." Erm yeah, so,...yeah,..Over in The States you don’t see it so much; Darts that is. Over there it’s more of a “fringe” pastime, something that’s a little bit on the edge, you know, not mass market, however, you can’t get enough of it in England can ya?! You’re the real masters when it comes to pub games you lot. *I’ve been here 3 years now, and am yet to win a game of pool in this country!*

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Cos Bar, Blackfriars

Alice in Wonderland does Hammer House of Horror

Shoeless Joe Jackson, Field of Dreams

Sun & 13 Cantons (Soho)

It was a press more furious than the battle for Aquilonia

Conan the Barbarian

Three Crowns, Piccadilly

I ain't going back in that dump

R2D2, Star Wars

Mabels Tavern, Kings Cross

Barmaids .. like supermodels force fed foie-gras

Superman

Pitcher and Piano, Bishopsgate

You ever see that film Gorillas in the mist?

Detective Lieutenant Frank Drebben, Naked Gun

Tiger Tiger, Piccadilly

They were getting us in Two-by-Two, like that fella,..Noah.

Frodo Baggins, Lord of the Rings

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