• Latest Reviews - Moon Lee Takeaway (Bow) 30 Aug 2012

    Blakey (On the Buses)

    We finished filming early today, and the lads – Stan, Jack, and I – fancied a livener.

    It was a good shoot at the LWT Wembley Studios – we shot an amazing sketch where the lads went crazy in a Routemaster, skidding about the place, and I ended up ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - Bar l'Alize (Aix-les-Bains) 20 May 2012

    Batman (Batman and Robin)

    “Holy hangovers, Batman, we’ve lost our special powers!”

    My young friend Robin was right. We HAD lost something. But I was convinced he didn’t mean all the bat-related stuff. Hmmm....

    Let me back track a little by way of background.

    Last week, the Batmobile let us down. ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - Ye Old London (St Pauls) 28 Apr 2012

    Laszlo de Almasy (The English Patient)

    Try and avoid it all you like, but there’s little else to do but think, when you’re staring at the same ceiling all day.

    I’m thinking, Yes I’m deep in thought. The meaningful stuff you know; What’s my raison d’etre? How big is my carbon footprint?,… ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - The Green (Shepherds Bush) 26 Apr 2012

    Three Breasted Hooker (Total Recall)

    In the battle for hearts and minds, we were encouraged to play-up the deformity angle. Sympathy was key, our revolutionary leaders told us, in the drive to gain support and crush the air-oppressors.

    To be honest I wasn’t keen to go to the barricades. ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - Bar Sagres (Geneva) 11 Mar 2012

    Che Guevara (Motorcycle Diaries)

    Let me start this review by making one thing clear. Las Malvinas were, are and always will be British. And I make that firm declaration as a dead Argie!

    So now we’ve put that political hot potato to bed, can we please move on to my ...read more

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Malcolm Tucker (In the Loop)

The World's End (Brighton)

Malcolm Tucker pushes his frodoesque assistant Toby Wright through the wooden doors of the pub.

“Being fired’s no’ the end of the world. I bounced back from worse losses than this when you were sitting in yer wee daddy’s front room trying to knock one off to the ginger minge off Girls Aloud.”

A toothy barman eyes them from under a sign proclaiming ‘The World’s End’.

“Or maybe it is,” says Malcolm regarding the sign and barman’s smile with disgust. “Talk about large friendly, fucking letters,” he mutters under his breath.

“You buy the drinks, mincing minion. I’m off for a slash.”

He spies a fat Buddha panhandling for piss pennies on the stairs before the toilets.

“What the fuck was this place about?” he thinks,
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  • And the Market Porter Award goes to……

    Falling Down the Pub proudly presents its inaugural Market Porter Award!  The accolade, which in years to come may well be described as ‘prestigious’ by lazy PR people working on behalf of winning film companies, is being given to a … Continue reading

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Cos Bar, Blackfriars

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Sun & 13 Cantons (Soho)

It was a press more furious than the battle for Aquilonia

Conan the Barbarian

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I ain't going back in that dump

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Superman

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They were getting us in Two-by-Two, like that fella,..Noah.

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