• Latest Reviews - Moon Lee Takeaway (Bow) 30 Aug 2012

    Blakey (On the Buses)

    We finished filming early today, and the lads – Stan, Jack, and I – fancied a livener.

    It was a good shoot at the LWT Wembley Studios – we shot an amazing sketch where the lads went crazy in a Routemaster, skidding about the place, and I ended up ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - Bar l'Alize (Aix-les-Bains) 20 May 2012

    Batman (Batman and Robin)

    “Holy hangovers, Batman, we’ve lost our special powers!”

    My young friend Robin was right. We HAD lost something. But I was convinced he didn’t mean all the bat-related stuff. Hmmm....

    Let me back track a little by way of background.

    Last week, the Batmobile let us down. ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - Ye Old London (St Pauls) 28 Apr 2012

    Laszlo de Almasy (The English Patient)

    Try and avoid it all you like, but there’s little else to do but think, when you’re staring at the same ceiling all day.

    I’m thinking, Yes I’m deep in thought. The meaningful stuff you know; What’s my raison d’etre? How big is my carbon footprint?,… ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - The Green (Shepherds Bush) 26 Apr 2012

    Three Breasted Hooker (Total Recall)

    In the battle for hearts and minds, we were encouraged to play-up the deformity angle. Sympathy was key, our revolutionary leaders told us, in the drive to gain support and crush the air-oppressors.

    To be honest I wasn’t keen to go to the barricades. ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - Bar Sagres (Geneva) 11 Mar 2012

    Che Guevara (Motorcycle Diaries)

    Let me start this review by making one thing clear. Las Malvinas were, are and always will be British. And I make that firm declaration as a dead Argie!

    So now we’ve put that political hot potato to bed, can we please move on to my ...read more

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Porthouse (Winchester)

I know what you’re thinking – and you’d be right. I'm not the best looking fella on this planet (I’m even a tad ‘unique’ on my own).

But let’s be realistic: ugly aliens and ugly blokes, we really aren’t all that different. There’s plenty of us and we've all got our basic ‘needs’. There’s someone for everyone, I always say.

When I'm having some 'me time' on earth, swerving the stresses and strains that come from ruthlessly butchering military vigilantes, I’m just the same as you; give me a sleazy pick-up joint with two things on tap; Fosters (tops) and a supply of easy broads.

Fair enough, it’s all about the ‘thrill of the chase’ in my professional life, but in terms of love? I just want an easy ride!

In Winchester I've found the
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    Falling Down the Pub proudly presents its inaugural Market Porter Award!  The accolade, which in years to come may well be described as ‘prestigious’ by lazy PR people working on behalf of winning film companies, is being given to a … Continue reading

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Cos Bar, Blackfriars

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It was a press more furious than the battle for Aquilonia

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I ain't going back in that dump

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