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Latest Reviews - Ye Old London (St Pauls) 28 Apr 2012
Laszlo de Almasy (The English Patient)
Try and avoid it all you like, but there’s little else to do but think, when you’re staring at the same ceiling all day.
I’m thinking, Yes I’m deep in thought. The meaningful stuff you know; What’s my raison d’etre? How big is my carbon footprint?,… ...read more -
Latest Reviews - The Green (Shepherds Bush) 26 Apr 2012
Three Breasted Hooker (Total Recall)
In the battle for hearts and minds, we were encouraged to play-up the deformity angle. Sympathy was key, our revolutionary leaders told us, in the drive to gain support and crush the air-oppressors.
To be honest I wasn’t keen to go to the barricades. ...read more -
Latest Reviews - Bar Sagres (Geneva) 11 Mar 2012
Che Guevara (Motorcycle Diaries)
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Let me start this review by making one thing clear. Las Malvinas were, are and always will be British. And I make that firm declaration as a dead Argie!
So now we’ve put that political hot potato to bed, can we please move on to my ...read more -
Latest Reviews - Royal Oak (Lagness) 12 Feb 2012
Royce (Johnny English Reborn)
My CV in a nutshell:
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I’m a female Rolls-Royce called Royce. Very clever, I'm a loyal companion to the UK’s (in my opinion) daftest super-spy. And when I’m not engaged in spy-type things - like opening my bonnet to the word ‘bonnet’ without any recourse to some kind ...read more
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Latest Reviews - Richmond Arms (Richmond) 12 Dec 2011
Francois Truffaut
Tonight 'Inside The Actors Studio' comes to you from Richmond in London - England, and we have for you a very special episode, dedicated to a true movie legend. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we are talking to celebrated and Innovative 'Nouvelle Vague' French Film Director - Francois Truffaut. ...read more
A message from site host William 'D-Fens' Foster - Hello pub fans, you may remember me from angry 90s psycho-flick Falling Down.read more
Robocop
Paradise (by way of Kensal Green)
*Sat with an expensive (flat), pint in a threadbare seat, at a corner table in The Paradise, Robocop is sporting a hands-free headset for his mobile-phone,…A call has obviously come through,…*
“Hello “ROBOCOPE”, Robo speaking, how can I be of assistance?…Yeah,….yeah,….sure,…I understand,……bang in trouble,…yes,…yes I see,….don’t panic,..The Corrib Rest is just three hundred yards away on your left hand side,….yep,……Salusbury Road…no problem,….bye,..oh,…and remember, STAY SAFE!....Ciao.”
*Hangs up.*
Another satisfied customer! Excellent, that was a close one I believe - some London citizen who was new to Queens Park, obviously having a mild panic attack at getting off the tube and not being able to spot a decent drinking establishment. Luckily, he’d either seen my adverts or heard me on the radio (“Robocope – for whenever you need a technical resolution for an illogical
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- Mrs Doubtfire Kings Head (Mayfair)
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- Rowley Birkin QC (The Fast Show) George & Vulture (Bank)
- Roy and Renee (The Fast Show) Adelaide (Teddington)
- Roy Batty (Blade Runner) Victoria (Hackney)
- Royce (Johnny English Reborn) Royal Oak (Lagness)
- Rudolp the Red-Nosed Reindeer Masons Arms (Teddington)
- Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings) Rocket (Euston)
- Scorpio (Dirty Harry) Queen's Head (nr Bray)
- Sean Miller (Patriot Games) Ryans Bar (Blackfriars)
- Seth Brundle (The Fly) Blonde Beer Cafe (Winchester)
- Shelley The Machine Levene / Ole Gill (Glengarry Glen Ross) Jamaica Wine House (Bank)
- Shergar Prince of Wales (Kilburn)
- Sheriff Buford T Justice (Smokey & The Bandit) Tottenham (Tottenham Court Road)
- Shoeless Joe Jackson (Field of Dreams) Cos Bar, formerly The Goose at the Castle (Blackfriars)
- Simba (The Lion King) Blue Lion (Holborn)
- Snake Plissken (Escape from New York) Grouse and Claret - CLOSED
- Sonic The Hedgehog Hamilton Hall (Liverpool Street)
- Stephen Hawkings Number 8 (Willesden)
- Steptoe and Son Fox (Small Dole Village)
- Steve McCroskey (Airplane) Golden Egg (Kilburn)
- Super Mario Plumbers Arms (Victoria)
- Superman Mabels Tavern (Euston)
- T Rex (Jurassic Park) Cafe Iguana (Tobago)
- Tango & Cash John Snow (Soho)
- The Falling Down Crew (Falling Down The Pub) Toucan (Soho)
- The Fly (The Fly) Crooked Billet (Leigh-on-Sea)
- The Fonz (Happy Days) John Keats (Moorgate)
- The George (The Strand) TV news
- The Lieutenant (Bad Lieutenant) Endurance (Soho)
- The Littlest Hobo Porterhouse (Covent Garden)
- The Reverend Harry Powell (The Night of the Hunter) Founders Arms (Bankside)
- The Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz) Coach and Horses (Covent Garden)
- The Stig of the Dump Old Gaolhouse (Winchester)
- The Terminator (Terminator III) William IV (Kensal Rise)
- The Tin Man (Wizard of Oz) Marquess of Anglesey (Covent Garden)
- Three Breasted Hooker (Total Recall) The Green (Shepherds Bush)
- Three Breasted Hooker (Total Recall) The Green (Shepherds Bush)
- Three Musketeers West Meon (somewhere in Hants)
- Thumper (Bambi) March Hare (Winchester)
- Timothy Lumsden - 41 (Sorry) Beehive (Brixton)
- Tinkerbell (Peter Pan) Four Chestnuts (Chichester)
- Toad (Wind in the Willows) Blue Lion (Holborn)
- Tommy de Vito (Goodfellas) Metropolitan (Westbourne Park)
- Tony the little boy who lives in Danny's mouth (The Shining) Nags Head (Belgravia)
- Tony the Tiger (Return of the Killer Frosties) House on the Green (Kings Lynn)
- Tracey Samantha Lord (High Society) Portobello Gold (Portobello Road)
- Underground Ernie Rudi's Bar (Worthing)
- V (V for Vendetta) St Stephens (Westminster)
- Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction) World Famous 3 Kings (West Ken)
- Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction) World Famous 3 Kings (West Kensington)
- Wendell Sonny Lawson (The End) Coal Hole (Charing Cross)
- William D-Fens Foster (Falling Down) Market Porter (London Bridge)
- William Shakespeare (Shakespeare in Love) Dickens Inn (Tower Hill)
- William Windsor (a goat) Old Goat (Fulwell)
- Wilson the Ball (Castaway) Brewmaster (Leicester Square)
- All Bar One (Docklands)
- Pugs Bar (Barbados)
- Potion (London)
- London Tiger Tiger (Piccadilly)
- #03-M021-53A Terminal 1, Singapore, Harrys Bar (Changi Airport T1, Singapore)
- Arundel George and Dragon (Houghton)
- Bayswater Pride of Paddington (Paddington)
- Bayswater, London Bayswater Arms (Bayswater)
- Birmingham Crown (Birmingham)
- Birmingham Yard of Ale (Birmingham)
- Blackfriars Founders Arms (Bankside)
- Brighton The World's End (Brighton)
- Camberwell, Fox on the Hill (Denmark Hill)
- Camberwell, London, Fox on the Hill (Denmark Hill)
- Chertsey, Surrey, Crown Hotel (Chertsey)
- Chichester Four Chestnuts (Chichester)
- Chiswick, London, John Bull (Gunnersbury)
- Clapham Junction Warwick Castle (Clapham Junction)
- Clerkenwell Gunmakers (Clerkenwell)
- Cosham First Post (Cosham)
- Cosham Railway (Cosham)
- Eastleigh Fishers Pond (Eastleigh)
- Edgware, Middlesex, Flying Eagle (Queensbury)
- Fareham Fareham (in Fareham)
- Fulwell, Old Goat (Fulwell)
- Geneva Bar Sagres (Geneva)
- Ham, London, Royal Oak (Ham)
- Hampton Hill, Middlesex, Duke of Clarence (Hampton Hill)
- Hampton Hill, Middlesex, Roebuck (Hampton Hill)
- Hatton Garden, Mitre (Chancery Lane)
- Havant Star (Havant)
- Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, White Lion (Apsley)
- Hounslow Shire Horse (Hounslow)
- Islington Angelic (Angel)
- Kings Langley, Hertfordshire, Two Brewers (Chipperfield)
- Kings Lynn, Norfolk, Red Cat Hotel (Kings Lynn)
- Kings Lynn, Norfolk, House on the Green (Kings Lynn)
- Lagness, Chichesrer Royal Oak (Lagness)
- Leigh On Sea Crooked Billet (Leigh-on-Sea)
- Limehouse Grapes (Limehouse)
- London World Famous 3 Kings (West Ken)
- London Market Porter (London)
- London Devonshire Arms (Piccadilly)
- London Coach and Horses (Covent Garden)
- London Audley (Mayfair)
- London Cubana (Waterloo)
- London Walrus Social (Waterloo)
- London Samuel Pepys (Mayfair)
- London Pepys Bar (Tower Hill)
- London White Hart (Liverpool Street)
- London Stage Door (Victoria)
- London Turners Bar (Millennium Hotel, Mayfair)
- London Cock & Woolpack (Bank)
- London The Green (Shepherds Bush)
- London Ground/First Floor Bar (Portobello Road)
- London Le Charles Quint (Brussels)
- London Spanish Patriot, (Waterloo) (closed), now the Ruby Cock Lounge
- London Market Porter (London Bridge)
- London Victoria (Hackney)
- London Ye Old London (St Pauls)
- London Cow Shed (Ladbroke Grove)
- London Dickens Inn (Tower Hill)
- London Dubliner (Stockholm)
- London Gun (Coldharbour)
- London Chinese Tower, Englischer Garten (Munich)
- London TV news
- London Pontefract Castle (Marylebone)
- London Sutton Arms (Clerkenwell)
- London Henry J Beans (Chelsea)
- London The Green (Shepherds Bush)
- London Plumbers Arms (Victoria)
- London Greens Wine Bar (Embankment)
- London Hatchet (Mansion House)
- London Punch and Judy (Covent Garden)
- London Porterhouse (Covent Garden)
- London Speaker (Westminster)
- London Liberty Bounds (Tower Hill)
- London Coal Hole (Charing Cross)
- London Bank of England (Fleet Street)
- London Blackfriar (Blackfriars)
- London Corrib Rest (Queens Park)
- London Jamaica Wine House (Bank)
- London Grand Union (Westbourne Park)
- London Hoxton Bar & Kitchen (Old Street)
- London Queen Mary (Embankment)
- London Windsor Castle (Notting Hill)
- London Reef Bar (Waterloo)
- London Green Man (Bank)
- London Bootys Bar (Limehouse)
- London Wellington (Waterloo)
- London Harp (Covent Garden)
- London Angel in the Fields (Marylebone)
- London Nags Head (Belgravia)
- London Golden Eagle (Marylebone)
- London Windsor Castle (Marylebone)
- London Talbot (Belgravia)
- London Sway Bar (Holborn)
- London Wenlock (Hoxton)
- London Ye Olde Swiss (Swiss Cottage)
- London Butchers Hook and Cleaver (Smithfields)
- London Bishops Finger (Smithfields) and Blue Anchor (Hammersmith)
- London Griffin (Holborn)
- London Sanctuary House (St James's)
- London Rose and Crown (Southwark)
- London Fire Station (Waterloo)
- London Kings Arms (Southwark)
- London Shakespeare (Victoria)
- London George (Euston)
- London Sun & 13 Cantons (Soho)
- London Arbitrager (Bank)
- London Salusbury (Queens Park)
- London Blue Lion (Holborn)
- London Angel (Old Street)
- London Crown and Greyhound (Dulwich)
- London Pitcher and Piano (Bishopsgate)
- London Dickens Tavern (Paddington)
- London Mabels Tavern (Euston)
- London On Anon (Piccadilly)
- London Worlds End (Camden)
- London Ye Old London (St Pauls)
- London Rocket (Euston)
- London Globe (Baker Street)
- London Counting House (Bank)
- London Three Crowns (Piccadilly)
- London Grouse and Claret - CLOSED
- London George (Gt Portland Street)
- London Blue Lion (Holborn)
- London, North London Tavern (Kilburn)
- London, Number 8 (Willesden)
- London, John Snow (Soho)
- London, Hamilton Hall (Liverpool Street)
- London, Prince Bonaparte (Westbourne Park)
- London, Cockpit (Blackfriars)
- London, O'Neills (Earls Court)
- London, Antelope (Belgravia)
- London, Father Ted's (Kilburn)
- London, Hog in the Pound (Bond Street)
- London, Waterway (Warwick Avenue)
- London, Knights Templar (Chancery Lane)
- London, City Darts (Aldgate)
- London, World Famous 3 Kings (West Kensington)
- London, Ye Old Axe (Old Street)
- London, Cos Bar, formerly The Goose at the Castle (Blackfriars)
- London, Boleyn Tavern (Upton Park)
- London, Old Dr Butlers Head (Moorgate)
- London, Golden Egg (Kilburn)
- London, Gallery (West Hampstead)
- London, Phoenix (Bank)
- London, Penderel's Oak (Chancery Lane)
- London, Lord Moon of the Mall (Whitehall)
- London, London Stone (Cannon Street)
- London, Nags Head (Islington)
- London, Hole in the Wall (Waterloo)
- London, Paradise (by way of Kensal Green)
- London, Ryans Bar (Blackfriars)
- London, Brewmaster (Leicester Square)
- London, O'Neill's (Euston)
- London, Brewmaster (Leicester Square)
- London, St Stephens Tavern (Westminster)
- London, George & Vulture (Bank)
- London, Beehive (Brixton)
- London, Claddagh Ring (Hendon)
- London, Kings Head (Mayfair)
- London, Neeld Arms (Maida Vale)
- London, Uxbridge Arms (Notting Hill)
- London, New Moon (Leadenhall Market)
- London, Old Red Lion Theatre Pub (Islington)
- London, Waxy O'Connors (Piccadilly)
- London, Old Kings Head (Borough)
- London, Round Table (Leicester Square)
- London, Britannia (Monument)
- London, Seven Stars (Chancery Lane)
- London, Pillars of Hercules (Soho)
- London, Red Lion (Monument)
- London, Globe (London Bridge)
- London, Eagle (Ladbroke Grove)
- London, Marquess of Anglesey (Covent Garden)
- London, Metropolitan (Westbourne Park)
- London, Regent (Kensal Rise)
- London, William IV (Kensal Rise)
- London, Crosse Keys (Monument)
- London, Prince of Wales (Kilburn)
- London, Hermit's Cave (Camberwell)
- London, Chippenham (Maida Vale-ish)
- London, Chandos (Trafalgar Square)
- London, Toucan (Soho)
- London, Bell (Cannon Street)
- London, Coopers Arms (Kilburn)
- London, Earl of Lonsdale (Portobello Road)
- London, Elephant & Castle (Westbourne Park)
- London, Endurance (Soho)
- London, Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese (Fleet Street)
- London, Profile (Soho)
- London, John Keats (Moorgate)
- London, McGowans aka Ceili on the Green (Willesden)
- London, Digress (Oxford Circus)
- London, Railway (West Hampstead)
- London, Clachan (Soho)
- London, Silver Buckle (Camberwell)
- London, Twelve Pins (Finsbury Park)
- London, Long Room (Queens Park)
- London, Argyll (Oxford Circus)
- London, Ship (Monument)
- London, Duke of Sussex (Waterloo)
- London, Tottenham (Tottenham Court Road)
- London, Williamson's Tavern (St Paul's)
- Luton English Rose (Luton)
- Mayfair London Ye Grapes (Mayfair)
- Newbury Lock Stock & Barrel (Newbury)
- Notting Hill Portobello Gold (Portobello Road)
- Notting Hill Duke of Wellington (Portobello Road)
- Paddington Sawyers Arms (Paddington)
- Petersfield West Meon (somewhere in Hants)
- Richmond, Surrey, Richmond Arms (Richmond)
- Small Dole Fox (Small Dole Village)
- Soho White Horse (Soho)
- Store Bay Cafe Iguana (Tobago)
- Sutton, Surrey All Bar One (Sutton)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Masons Arms (Teddington)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Adelaide (Teddington)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Sammy's (Teddington)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Anglers (Teddington)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Abercorn Arms (Teddington)
- Teddington, Middlesex, Teddington Arms (Teddington)
- Twickenham Rileys (Twickenham)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, Misty Moon (Twickenham)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, Cabbage Patch (Twickenham)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, George (Twickenham)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, Barmy Arms (Twickenham)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, Old Goat (Fulwell)
- Twickenham, Middlesex, Prince Albert (Twickenham)
- Victoria Embankment, London Tattersall Castle (Embankment)
- Water Oakley, Berkshire, Queen's Head (nr Bray)
- Westminster Browns Bar (Westminster)
- Westminster St Stephens (Westminster)
- Westminster Heaven (Embankment)
- Westminster Wetherspoons (Victoria Station)
- Willesden, London, Angies III (Willesden)
- Willesden, London, Rising Sun (Willesden)
- Wimbledon Rose & Crown (Wimbledon Village)
- Winchester Exchange (Winchester)
- Winchester Porthouse (Winchester)
- Winchester Bishop on the Bridge (Winchester)
- Winchester Market Inn (Winchester), now William Walker
- Winchester Black Boy (Winchester)
- Winchester Blonde Beer Cafe (Winchester)
- Winchester O'Neill's (Winchester)
- Winchester Roebuck Inn (Winchester)
- Winchester Fulflood Arms (Winchester)
- Winchester March Hare (Winchester)
- Winchester Albion (Winchester)
- Winchester Old Gaolhouse (Winchester)
- Worthing Rudi's Bar (Worthing)
- Worthing Grand Victorian Hotel (Worthing)
- York Road, London, Reef Bar (Waterloo Station)
The Bridge Bar and Eating House, Terminal 3, Heathrow Airport
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Cos Bar, Blackfriars
Alice in Wonderland does Hammer House of HorrorShoeless Joe Jackson, Field of Dreams
Sun & 13 Cantons (Soho)
It was a press more furious than the battle for AquiloniaConan the Barbarian
Three Crowns, Piccadilly
I ain't going back in that dumpR2D2, Star Wars
Mabels Tavern, Kings Cross
Barmaids .. like supermodels force fed foie-grasSuperman
Pitcher and Piano, Bishopsgate
You ever see that film Gorillas in the mist?Detective Lieutenant Frank Drebben, Naked Gun
Tiger Tiger, Piccadilly
They were getting us in Two-by-Two, like that fella,..Noah.Frodo Baggins, Lord of the Rings