Hello pub fans, site host William 'D-Fens' Foster here. You may remember me from angry 90s psycho-flick Falling Down.
After a tiring day smashing up shops, terrorising Wammy Burger joints and watching old men die on the golf course, there's nothing I like more than to slip into a boozer for a pint of cool lager.
But I know it's not always easy to pick a winner, particularly if you're new to the game. So we created www.fallingdownthepub.co.uk to help you sniff out the decent boozers - and avoid the crap holes.
Our site features more than 100 pub reviews written by drunk, dispossessed and maladjusted stars of the big (and small) screen. From King Kong and Gandhi to R2D2 and the Little Mermaid, this is the place to come for advice.
We're always looking for more material too. After all, there are hundreds of boozers in London, thousands throughout the UK and millions worldwide. And countless washed-up old alcoholics with nothing better to do than review them. Check out the site for more details.
Now clear a path. I'm coming home - after a couple of pints.
Shelley The Machine Levene / Ole Gill (Glengarry Glen Ross)
Jamaica Wine House (Bank)
How dare he speak to me like that!
“Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?” The balls on that guy, where does he get off saying things like that, to me, TO ME! A man who’s been in the business 40 years, who was selling holdings in blue chip multinationals when he was still in diapers, and Microsoft Corp was just a Bill Gates wet dream!
So, I said to him, “I’ll go to lunch, I’ll go to lunch you f*****r, but not 'cause you’re telling me to. I’m goin to lunch 'cause I’m hungry and I’ve already put down an hour on my timesheet. I’m,..I was going to lunch anyway. Before you told me to!”
So here I am at lunch, In The
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Tiger Tiger, Piccadilly
They were getting us in Two-by-Two, like that fella,..Noah.Frodo Baggins, Lord of the Rings
Jamaica Wine House (Bank)