
Hello pub fans, site host William 'D-Fens' Foster here. You may remember me from angry 90s psycho-flick Falling Down.
After a tiring day smashing up shops, terrorising Wammy Burger joints and watching old men die on the golf course, there's nothing I like more than to slip into a boozer for a pint of cool lager.
But I know it's not always easy to pick a winner, particularly if you're new to the game. So we created www.fallingdownthepub.co.uk to help you sniff out the decent boozers - and avoid the crap holes.
Our site features more than 200 pub reviews written by drunk, dispossessed and maladjusted stars of the big (and small) screen. From King Kong and Gandhi to R2D2 and the Little Mermaid, this is the place to come for advice.
We're always looking for more material too. After all, there are hundreds of boozers in London, thousands throughout the UK and millions worldwide. And countless washed-up old alcoholics with nothing better to do than review them. Check out the site for more details.
Now clear a path. I'm coming home - after a couple of pints.

The Stig of the Dump
Old Gaolhouse (Winchester)
Dumps! Phew-eee!
I could've written a book on the places, I tell ya!
Oh I know you probably recognise me from my big break, tear-assing round a track for the “Top Gear” boys. But like all lottery winners who swear a big prize will never change them (liars), this 'helmet-of-mystery' is staying true to his tatty roots.
Straight after filming, I take a leisurely drive down the A34 in the (sensible) Picanto. Back to my beloved sofa at Winchester 'Household Waste Recycling Centre'. (I dunno - I can't be doing with this corporate re-branding; it'll always be the dump to me).
Now, before I arrive chez moi, I like to stop off to unwind with a pint. And I've just got to tell you about this place I ended up in last week, just off
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Josh's Band (Tit Mobile) O'Neill's (Winchester) 25 Jan 2010
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Captain Koons (Pulp Fiction) Old Goat (Fulwell) 17 Jan 2010
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Underground Ernie Rudi's Bar (Worthing) 13 Jan 2010
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Captain Blackadder (Blackadder Goes Forth) Roebuck (Hampton Hill) 11 Jan 2010
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Henry VIII (A Man for All Seasons) Boleyn Tavern (Upton Park) 05 Jan 2010

Cos Bar, Blackfriars
Alice in Wonderland does Hammer House of HorrorShoeless Joe Jackson, Field of Dreams
Sun & 13 Cantons (Soho)
It was a press more furious than the battle for AquiloniaConan the Barbarian
Three Crowns, Piccadilly
I ain't going back in that dumpR2D2, Star Wars
Mabels Tavern, Kings Cross
Barmaids .. like supermodels force fed foie-grasSuperman
Pitcher and Piano, Bishopsgate
You ever see that film Gorillas in the mist?Detective Lieutenant Frank Drebben, Naked Gun
Tiger Tiger, Piccadilly
They were getting us in Two-by-Two, like that fella,..Noah.Frodo Baggins, Lord of the Rings
Old Gaolhouse (Winchester)