• Latest Reviews - Richmond Arms (Richmond) 12 Dec 2011

    Francois Truffaut

    Tonight 'Inside The Actors Studio' comes to you from Richmond in London - England, and we have for you a very special episode, dedicated to a true movie legend. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we are talking to celebrated and Innovative 'Nouvelle Vague' French Film Director - Francois Truffaut. ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - Waterway (Warwick Avenue) 21 Nov 2011

    Guy Goma (BBC News)

    Figures out today show that, on average, 5 pubs are closing here in the UK everyday of the year. The number of people frequenting pubs is declining at an alarming rate. Pundits have cited inflation and taxation on booze along with the smoking ban as contributory factors. Pub ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - John Bull (Gunnersbury) 02 Nov 2011

    David Brent (The Office)

    Brent - Two words for ya, Swindon Lot.

    Girl from the Swindon Lot - Good one.

    B - What?

    GFTSL - Calling us 'SWINDON LOT'.

    B - No, no! I meant, two words for you Swindon lot. Pub this lunch? ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - Old Red Lion Theatre Pub (Islington) 14 Oct 2011

    Group Captain Lionel P Mandrake (Dr Strangelove)

    ‘Tell you what, Jack, let’s pop into the Old Red Lion for a quiet drink. Try to talk through this little snag of ours. Get some perspective on it. Just you and me, Jack, man-to-man’

    ‘Man-to-Mandrake’

    ‘Well, yes Jack, if ...read more

  • Latest Reviews - World Famous 3 Kings (West Ken) 14 Oct 2011

    Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction)

    Vincent - You know what they put in beer in the London instead of shooters?
    Jules - What?
    Vincent - Sprite
    Jules - Goddamn.
    Vincent - I've seen 'em do it, man. They f*****g drown 'em in that s**t.
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FALLING DOWN

A message from site host William 'D-Fens' Foster - Hello pub fans, you may remember me from angry 90s psycho-flick Falling Down.read more

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Mrs Doubtfire

Kings Head (Mayfair)

Och Laddie, you'rrrre absolutely right. Therrrres nothing that I like betterrr, after a loverrly creeeeeeeeam tea at The Ritz, than 20 or 30 wee pints of strong European Lagerrrr in a hostelry nearrrby - and I'm surrrrrre that all of my lady-frrrriends would agree....?

Wouldn't you's girls?

Ooooooooch aye, they would, they would. Simply divine me darrrrlings!!!

You see, they do the most marrrvellous wee scones in The Ritz don't you know? Fluffy, wee and dainty they are, but crrrispy rrrround the edges and imbued with that cerrrtain wee 'Je ne sais quois', that only yeeeeears of caterrring experrrience can provide Laddie.

A bit like us, huh girls?!!! Ooooch aye!..............More wee Earl Greys all rrrrround please Marrrrcoos!

Och, the old clotted crrrrream that they serrrrve with the wee scones in The Ritz is also divine. Och, it's chhhurrrned
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  • Natural Selection,..

    “,…..Why didn’t they live to be 100?Huh? Well, they woz running round all day, hunting mammoths, eating berries,..rumping their little hearts out. No boozing or smoking. They must have been fit as fiddles. Yer Neanderthalls……….I’ll tell you why, it’s cos … Continue reading

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Cos Bar, Blackfriars

Alice in Wonderland does Hammer House of Horror

Shoeless Joe Jackson, Field of Dreams

Sun & 13 Cantons (Soho)

It was a press more furious than the battle for Aquilonia

Conan the Barbarian

Three Crowns, Piccadilly

I ain't going back in that dump

R2D2, Star Wars

Mabels Tavern, Kings Cross

Barmaids .. like supermodels force fed foie-gras

Superman

Pitcher and Piano, Bishopsgate

You ever see that film Gorillas in the mist?

Detective Lieutenant Frank Drebben, Naked Gun

Tiger Tiger, Piccadilly

They were getting us in Two-by-Two, like that fella,..Noah.

Frodo Baggins, Lord of the Rings